As JJ said, fuck Texass!!!
Stardate 2/14 – 3:55pm CST
Chaos here….after navigating the Pussywagon through New Mexico, Texass, and into Oklahoma I have handed the wheel over to JJ. He will be caressing the Pussywagon through the rest of Oklahoma, into Missouri, and as far as we can go tonight. Our goal is to get to at least Illinois or Indiana.
iPod Roulette has taken a turn for the worst – We now only have 2 vetos each per state and JJ has already burned through 1 (Kenny G). We just finished listening to Gloria Estefan and the next song is “Everyone looks so good” by Underoath. Sufficed to say it’s been a roller coaster of a ride with the music. We’ve gone from head banging to easy listening, to rap, to Klub songs….
As JJ said, we stopped in Santa Rosa, NM last night at La Quinta Inn where I quickly found out that both Dimi and Mina really liked me. I woke up at around 3am to find that Dimi was sleeping next to me in the bed and Mina had decided to stick her ass in my face. (They are lucky I like animals so much) 
Today I’ve driven a little less than 500 miles so I am going to take a nap and hopefully wake up by the time we hit St. Louis.
-Captain Chaos out.
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Kill Bill all you want, but do not gnaw on your pussy.
Holy shit, I didn’t know your superpower was speed….your prowess with the kitty’s gas pedal intrigues me and makes me shiver a little. While I was out today, I thought I heard a super sonic boom reminiscent of a kitty wailing….it was just JJ and Captain Chaos passing through the state.
I could have warned you about TexAss seeing as how I’ve been a resident of this sad sack of shit state for 5 years and also been subject to random acts of kindness by Deputy Dog. But hey, if you can’t share the agony of defeat w/ your friends, then you might as well go stick your head in a dirty toilet. Oh that’s right, we’re in TX, it’s already there.
Much love, peace, and kitty lovin’ to you and the other inhabitants of the PussyWagon….roll on and be safe!
By favors from Deputy Dog, I assume you mean the occasional cornholing by some thick-necked hayseed with a toothpick sticking out of his mouth. Seriously, do you just keep a tube of KY in the glove box next to the registration and proof of insurance?
Tease all you want about us moving to Ohio, but it sure as f, er, heck ain’t Texas.
Thank you
regards,