Duuuuuuust….in the wiiiiind…..

All we are is dust in the wiiiiiind……. YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!! YOU’RE MY BOY!

As JJ and Captain Chaos embark on the last leg of their epic journey we have discovered the “BEST-RADIO-STATION-EEEVER!!!!!”

So far the playlist includes the following:

• Wanted Dead or Alive
• Dust in the Wind
• Pour some sugar on me

This is awesome!!!!!

We are now a little over 300 miles away from Columbus, OH.  We decided to rest at about 1am this morning in Effingham, IL and I have to say it was probably the best decision ever.  JJ now has his hands firmly attached to the Pussywagon’s G spot and is guiding her to her point of climax.  We should be OH in about 4.5 hours.

What have I learned on this epic journey?  Let’s see:

1. No matter how good it looks, do not….and I mean do not eat the jalapeno & cheese corn dogs at AM/PM!  I am calling bullshit on thier slogan…”Too much good stuff”  There is nothing good about a jalapeno & cheese corn dog.
2. Never pass up a bathroom
3. No matter what city you are in, “Martin Luther King Blvd, Road, Street, Ave, etc.” is in the ghetto.  If you can avoid stopping on this street, DO IT!
4. It’s never a good idea to drink 4 Monster/Rockstars/Red Bulls, 3 cups of coffee, and attempt to follow it up with a 5 hour Energy Drink….your body was not made to handle that much caffeine.

As we coast down I70 in Illinois I would like to say this has been one journey for the ages.  Although Captain Chaos never brought out the mask at any point on this trip there were some situations where both JJ and I were off our asses.  Next post….day 3 picture.

Chaos out!